So, yeah, cut my hair, to the sounds of Brainiac's Hissing Prigs In Static Couture. There were moments when my hair looked cool in a dyke kind of way, but were uneven, and so I kept on cutting until kind of unevenishly bald. When I wear glasses, I look a lot like this one dude at my school who is an asshole. Without the glasses I look like a psychopath. I really like looking like a psychopath. I really should've just stopped early on and let someone else even things out, I would've looked amazing.

Now I'm just waiting for it to grow back.