waffle4223: so i think i got the most bizarre amazon.com recommendation ever.
AndrewWKIsntGood: hmm?
waffle4223: Johnny Cash's American Recordings 3 is recommended for me.
waffle4223: because I liked From Hell and gave it four stars.
waffle4223: From Hell isn't even music.
AndrewWKIsntGood: amazon.com is a wide encompassing thing
waffle4223: yeah
AndrewWKIsntGood: it tracks everything youve ever liked
AndrewWKIsntGood: ever
waffle4223: but that's still bizarre.
waffle4223: yeah
waffle4223: but there's a thing
waffle4223: that asks "why was i recommended this"
waffle4223: and it tells you based on old ratings
waffle4223: and only one came up for American 3
AndrewWKIsntGood: what?
waffle4223: and nothing came up for the others.
AndrewWKIsntGood: those are ratings from people who liked from hell
AndrewWKIsntGood: see the thing is
AndrewWKIsntGood: no one else liked from hell
AndrewWKIsntGood: it was just you and this dude
waffle4223: i didn't see the movie
AndrewWKIsntGood: ok then its just this dude
waffle4223: i'm talking about this original comic thing
AndrewWKIsntGood: oh
waffle4223: it's the size of a phonebook
waffle4223: my brother saw and liked from hell the movie
waffle4223: did you see it?
AndrewWKIsntGood: well this guy who also gave from hell a good rating did the same for the cash
waffle4223: yeah
AndrewWKIsntGood: no im just really sick of jack the ripper
waffle4223: I know how that works
waffle4223: how many movies have you seen with jack the ripper?
AndrewWKIsntGood: ever since last action hero that shits been over
AndrewWKIsntGood: last action hero
waffle4223: yeah forgot about that.
AndrewWKIsntGood: its easy to see why
waffle4223: WHO SAW LAST ACTION HERO?
AndrewWKIsntGood: i did
AndrewWKIsntGood: remember when they went to new york and all the women were unattractive
waffle4223: hahahahaha
waffle4223: no i don't.
AndrewWKIsntGood: and they explained that by it not being l.a.
AndrewWKIsntGood: i do
waffle4223: because I don't remember seeing last action hero
waffle4223: because i never did.
AndrewWKIsntGood: you missed out
AndrewWKIsntGood: and you cant do it now you'd look like some self-conciously ironic jackass
waffle4223: yeah if it weren't for you just now i never would've know that only l.a. has attractive women.
waffle4223: exactly.
AndrewWKIsntGood: no dude
AndrewWKIsntGood: it was a movie
waffle4223: unless i saw it because your recommended it.
waffle4223: like i plan to see They Live
waffle4223: I've heard good things
AndrewWKIsntGood: no last action hero is shit dude
AndrewWKIsntGood: like in the running for worst shit ever
waffle4223: yeah i know that was your stance.
waffle4223: no charlies angels 2 is the worst shit ever
waffle4223: unquestionably
waffle4223: there is no running
AndrewWKIsntGood: whatever dude
waffle4223: unless it was like charlies angel 2 and um slipknot
waffle4223: i don't know who wins
AndrewWKIsntGood: just because the race is over doesnt mean you have to stop running
waffle4223: hahaha
waffle4223: GODDAMN IT
waffle4223: Alex Tripp brings the funny
AndrewWKIsntGood: and the POLITICAL HUMOR
waffle4223: oh i didn't even view it as political
waffle4223: that's what they call "a thinker"
AndrewWKIsntGood: i viewed it as another fun jab at kucinich
AndrewWKIsntGood: that guy
waffle4223: is anything funnier than referring to jokes that are in fact pretty retardedly obvious as "a thinker"?
waffle4223: because I don't think there is.
AndrewWKIsntGood: oh theres a few things

He didn't name these things, hence leading me to believe he was lying. But yes, blogging conversations had over AOL instant messenger. It's the way to go, when you don't have any class. I like how I don't type "lol" (or at least, I didn't in this conversation) but I do type out "hahahahaha." Neither of these things are necessary.