Tonight I ate some tacos. I ate them at a place called Quality Burrito, which has a waiter who I believe looks a lot like Dave Grohl. Sometimes I think he actually is Dave Grohl, because if I were Dave Grohl, that's what I would do. I would be a waiter at a place that sells burritos and tacos in downtown Olympia at night, and rock out during the day. I believe the man who takes my orders is Dave Grohl, and because I have this I am the happiest person on Earth.

But on some level, I know that he is not Dave Grohl, and this makes me the most melancholy person on Earth.

Oh, such is the nature of life!