http://www.cnn.com/2003/US/Northeast/10/31/crime.girls.reut/index.html

This is where I'm from.

I was going to write about my day, and how I want to steal precocious children from their asshole parents before they ruin them, but no. I will just say that Philadelphia is my city, my fucking city, and to hate Philadelphia is to hate all that is good and pure. By good and pure I actually mean something that is so the complete opposite of good and pure, but comes out beautiful regardless.