Evil will prevail.
There are two things I want to write about, one important, one unimportant, both infuriating to me right now.
Okay, most unimportant thing first. The bigger thing will get a meatier post.
My roommates insisted on a party. I pitched a theme- Cat burglars. Everyone comes dressed in black, climbs in through the window, the lights are off, people bring their own flashlights.
Flash forward to now: What is this bullshit electroclash.
Backtrack to one roommate inviting the most people, me inviting no one.
Her friends have cat faces painted on. They are playing shitty electroclash. Before this was the Spice Girls. It all makes me want to get into the goddamn fetal position. If this were someone else's house, I would leave right now.
I did know this would happen.
The other more important thing I will write about in my next post is the
OH MY GOD NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU PUT ALIEN ANT FARM'S COVER OF A MICHAEL JACKSON SONG ON A MIX IN FUCKING 2007 NO NO NO NO NO OH MY FUCKING GOD I AM GOING TO FUCKING STAB SOMEONE
reason why I really wish there was a party tonight, I could very much get drunk and dance and be around my friends. But this thing is a fucking disaster. I need to move. I think I'm going to go to the woods right now and bring a fucking book.
EDIT: I went to the library and read Gary Panter's Cola Madnes, and when I came back I find out that the exact same songs are playing. One mix CD, on a loop.
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You know what the party needs? Werewolf Bar Mitzvah.
Boys become men, men become wolves, Brian.
You know what the party needs? Werewolf Bar Mitzvah.
Boys become men, men become wolves, Brian.
i would like to defend the spice girls as a good source of party jams, offer my condolences about the crappiness of the party, congratulate you on a good theme idea, and ask you why we don't talk anymore and tell you i miss you. it's been too long, my number is the same and i have as many complaints as ever.
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